Camila, the Opinionated Catruler

“They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to middle Earth.” ― George R. R. Martin

I like things. Sometimes they are the same kind of things. Sometimes I'm in a mood and like things I don't usually like. Sometimes I hate things. Sometimes I'm not sure how I feel about things. But, no matter what, I'm always honest about it.

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Halfway to the Grave - Jeaniene Frost

 

Something hard was pressed against my belly. “Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”
“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.”

 

I'm having way more fun than the first time I read this. Last year, my innocent mind wasn't trained to follow some of the sexual innuendos right away.

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Halfway to the Grave - Jeaniene Frost

 

“There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.”

All times favorite Bones quote.

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Halfway to the Grave - Jeaniene Frost

 

 LET THE RE-READ BEGIN.


Surprisingly awesome.

Reckoning - Jeaniene Frost

 

 Bones is one of the few heroes whose looks I've never paid much attention to because his actions and words are much more interesting and compelling. Since there's no Cat here, I could appreciate his whole self a lot better, not just his persona. And me likey.

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Reckoning - Jeaniene Frost

 

 So, that is why Bones was banned from New Orleans.

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Reckoning - Jeaniene Frost

 

 

 Becca thought he was a consultant for a corporation looking to save finances by downsizing its nonessential employee positions. It was close to the truth, in a twisted sort of way.

*snort*

 

P.S.: Bones is a hit man. 

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Reckoning - Jeaniene Frost

 

 Bones ordered a whiskey, neat.


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Reckoning - Jeaniene Frost

 

 I WANT BLOOD. I WANT DEATH. I WANT ACTION. I WANT BONES.

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James

 

 She left him. It's over. IT'S OVER.

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Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James

 

99% - I fall onto my bed, shoes and all, and howl. The pain is indescribable… physical, mental… metaphysical… it is everywhere, seeping into the marrow of my bones. Grief.

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Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James

 

 Why, why, why have I fallen in love with Fifty Shades? Why? Why can’t I love José, or Paul Clayton, or someone like me?

 José tried to rape you, Paul harasses you, and you're dumber than London Tipton.

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Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James


 “Anastasia, I wouldn’t dream of interfering in your career, unless you ask me to, of course.” He looks wounded.


 Well, I understand why you're so wounded, Christian. How stupid of Ana to think that you'd interfere in her career the same way you've done with every other aspect of her life without asking.

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Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James

 

 I become aware that once again the only empty seat is beside me. I shake my head as the thought crosses my mind that Christian might have purchased the adjacent seat so that I couldn’t talk to anyone. I dismiss the idea as ridiculous – no one could be that controlling, that jealous, surely.

Vampire Academy: The Parody

 

 I just watched the Vampire Academy movie. It was SO BAD. I don't remember the last time I laughed so fucking hard.

 For those who have watched it, my favorite scene was when that evil Guardian says something like, "They say Dimitri is a God. Well, I'm an atheist. I'm an atheist with a big gun."

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Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James

 

 Of course he doesn’t ask me for my mother’s address. He knows it already, stalker that he is. When he pulls up outside the house, I don’t comment. What’s the point?

 I DON'T KNOW, ANASTASIA. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE POINT OF DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?