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Halfway to the Grave - Jeaniene Frost


 “Why does your mom hate foreigners so much?”

 How to explain?

 “My father was... English. He date-raped my mother so... she's hated Englishmen ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll, ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming... a foreigner.”